wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

(via succeeding)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via gnarly)

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

(via crystallized-teardrops)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier, via crystallized-teardrops)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via succeeding)